Whilst we are pleased to report that, since our last posting and countless letters to First Great Western, there has been a noticeable reduction in verbal flatulence from their train crews, we are sorry to reveal this corker from a 'sister company' (for that's what I believe we have to call train operators in this whizzo private age).
We were travelling south last Saturday on Virgin's service from Inverness to London, when the following premium guff came from the on-board catering outlet, which had been making over-loud announcements all the way through the Scottish Lowlands:
This is a Security Announcement.
The Buffet will be closing in twenty minutes to allow a change-round of crew ...
You won't need any more demonstration of being out-securitied than this.
PS - we love the fact that this site has had plenty of hits from the powers that be, owing to our liberal use of the word 'security'. Hi guys! Keep spooking!
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